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Letâs set the scene.
Youâre cruising through your dayâcoffee in hand, inbox under control, doing your best âfunctioning adultâ impressionâwhen suddenlyâŠ
âđ„ BZZZRT! INCOMING: NEW EMOTION!â
Anxiety: âEVERYTHING IS A DISASTER.â
Ennui: âMeh, not worth it.â
Embarrassment: âRemember that thing you said in Year 9?â
Welcome to Inside Out 2: The Adult Years, featuring you, spiralling mid-sentence and trying to remember your online banking password while making eye contact with a stranger on the bus.
Now breathe. Because just like Riley needed her emotions in sync, youâve got backupâand it comes in the form of a bottle from TheCBDExpert.co.uk.
No, CBD wonât erase your anxiety like Joy dragging Sadness off a memory orb.
But it will help you feel less like your brain is being run by a malfunctioning control panel.
Weâre not saying our CBD oil will make your inner monologue sound like Morgan Freeman narrating your zen lifeâbut it helps take the edge off when:
The best part? This isnât mystery-mill, gas station CBD. This is cold-pressed, premium-quality oil, available only from TheCBDExpert.co.uk, the UK trademark holder.
| Feature | TheCBDExpert.co.uk | Other Brands |
|---|---|---|
| Cold-pressed extraction | â Preserves full plant power | â Often COâ or solvent-based |
| Lab-tested every batch | â Always published | â Maybe (if you digâŠ) |
| Direct from trademark owner | â No resellers, no markups | â Inflated 3rd-party prices |
| Anxiety relief stories? | â Real customers, real calm | â TBD |
Just like Rileyâs emotions learned to work together, your wellness tools should actually work. This one does.
When your inner control panel is flashing RED ALERT and Anxiety is pressing all the buttons, just remember:
Youâve got Joy, Sadness, Ennuiâand CBD.
Specifically, the 3000mg Cold-Pressed kind from TheCBDExpert.co.uk.
Take a breath. Take a drop. Take back the remote from your overreacting emotions.
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